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Shazia
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zahanat
Do you like it? Can you translate it into in your own mother tongue e.g. Urdu, Punjabi, Pushto, Balochi, Sindhi, English.

If so, please do it so that other can read it and enjoy as well.


Wed May 23, 2007 4:37 am View user's profile Send private message
Nomi
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<>ZAHANAT<>

AIK SIKH RAAT KAY WAQT MOTOR CYCLE PAR JAA RAHA THA.
SAMNAY THANDI HAWA CHAL PARI TO RUK KAR APNA COAT ULTA PEHAN LIA AUR BOTTUN PEECHAY KI TARA KAR LIA AUR MOTOR CYCLE PAR SAWAR HO GAYA.
SARDI SAY BACHNAY KI IS NAE TARKEEB PAR WO INTA KHUSH THA KAY DHALWAAN PAR MOTOR CYCLE PHISAL GAI AUR WO DHARAM SAY NECHAY ARAHA.
KUCH DAIR BAAD BOHAT SAY LOAG WAHA JAMA HO GAY. DEKHA KAY SARDAAR JI MARAY MARAY HAIN AUR AIK SIKH IN KAY PAAS KHARA HAI.
US SAY LOGO NAY POOCHA.
"KIA HUA HA?"
WO BOLA. "JAB MAIN POHANCHA TO SARDAR JI KARAH REHE THAY. MAINAY JHUK KAR DEKHA TO PATA CHALA KAY GARDAN MUR GAI HA MAINAY ZOR LAGA KAR GARDAN SEEDHI KI TAB SAY NAHI BOLY"

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sun + lion + 1/4 = what


=aftab sher pao
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hahahhahahhhahhh wow shazia this joke is so good Laughing
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Three contractors . . . One from Pakistani, another from Germany and the
third
from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior
White
House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring,
then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure
the
job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100
profit for me."

The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then
says,
"I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and
$100 profit for me."

The pakistani contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans
over to
the White House official and whispers: " $2,700."

The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the
other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the pakistani explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire
the
guy from Germany to do the work!"

Guess who got the
contract
........................!!


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Hahahaa kott q ulta pihna, Muun dosri taraf kar ke bike chala leta.... Wink

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Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:39 pm View user's profile Send private message
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shakeelmscw wrote:
Three contractors . . . One from Pakistani, another from Germany and the
third
from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior
White
House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring,
then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure
the
job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100
profit for me."

The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then
says,
"I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and
$100 profit for me."

The pakistani contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans
over to
the White House official and whispers: " $2,700."

The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the
other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the pakistani explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire
the
guy from Germany to do the work!"

Guess who got the
contract
........................!!


Iqbal what you think ???

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*(.'(.'**`'.)`'.)*

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