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drkhalidfcps
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WRONG PERSON IN WRONG PLACE AT WRONG TIME
A French pilot (in a world war), after a successful combat mission landed proudly at an air base. Coming out of his jet he was so excited that he started telling his success story to the large number of welcoming soldiers, surrounding his plane. I shot down 5 German jets, sank a German vessel and destroyed two air bases. This is highly commendable sir but you have committed a serious blunder. Blunder! exclaimed the pilot. What blunder? I did not do anything wrong. You have landed on a German air base, answered the welcoming officer.
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Aww poor sod lol

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lmfao Very Happy
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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

A WONDERFUL FEAR CIRCLE;

RAT FEARS CAT,
AND CAT FEARS DOG,

DOG FEARS WOLF,
AND WOLF FEARS RHINOCEROS,

RHINOCEROS FEARS CHEETA/TIGER,
AND TIGER FEARS ELEPHENT

ELEPHENT FEARS LION,
AND LION FEARS MAN,

MAN FEARS HIS WIFE,
AND HIS WIFE FEARS RAT...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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I WOULD LIKE TO MARTYRE IN GHAZWAE HIND,
MERE ALLAH NE MUJHEY BUHAT KUCH DIYA HAI....,
AGAR MUJHEY APNI OQAAT KE BRABAR MILTA TOU KUCH NA MILTA....!
BRASSTACKS
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hitman
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ZSCA wrote:
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

A WONDERFUL FEAR CIRCLE;

RAT FEARS CAT,
AND CAT FEARS DOG,

DOG FEARS WOLF,
AND WOLF FEARS RHINOCEROS,

RHINOCEROS FEARS CHEETA/TIGER,
AND TIGER FEARS ELEPHENT

ELEPHENT FEARS LION,
AND LION FEARS MAN,

MAN FEARS HIS WIFE,
AND HIS WIFE FEARS RAT...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Both are very nice Very Happy


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ZSCA
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THANKA HITMAN

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I WOULD LIKE TO MARTYRE IN GHAZWAE HIND,
MERE ALLAH NE MUJHEY BUHAT KUCH DIYA HAI....,
AGAR MUJHEY APNI OQAAT KE BRABAR MILTA TOU KUCH NA MILTA....!
BRASSTACKS
Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:28 pm View user's profile Send private message
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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hehehe, good one
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