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ali
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Joined: 24 May 2007
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Location: New York

Urdu Jokes
Share here urdu jokes, Let me start first.


Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:00 am View user's profile Send private message
ali
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Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 998
Location: New York

Tum japenz ho na Reply with quote
aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho...

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho...

Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..
Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:03 am View user's profile Send private message
ali
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Location: New York

Do english men baatein kerte Reply with quote
Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.

pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,

Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?

Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.

Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.
Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:04 am View user's profile Send private message
ali
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Riya
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Nice joke very Funny Keep on Posting !
Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:29 pm View user's profile Send private message
arsh brar
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Joined: 13 Sep 2007
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a pakistani couple was walkin out of court after divorce..

wife started weeping..

man said....dont cry....we r still cousins...



Cool i dont know if its funny or nt....???
Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:43 am View user's profile Send private message
Bin-Momin
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Re: Urdu Jokes Reply with quote
ali wrote:
Share here urdu jokes, Let me start first.


Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!


hahahaa Mom ke bajaye Daaadi likh lete. Wink

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:16 pm View user's profile Send private message
jigar_jibbi
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Joined: 01 Oct 2007
Posts: 18

wfnkjwahfk nlkawnf , Reply with quote
very nice
Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:32 am View user's profile Send private message
tariqneuro
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Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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The best joke is by the big joker- you know who. YES you are right
Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:59 pm View user's profile Send private message
nazakat hussain
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ATTENTION PLZ! TAMAM
HAZRAT SE GHUZARISH HAI
KE APNI AURTON AUR BACHON KO
AAJ KAL T.V SE DOOR RAKHAIN Q
KE "MUSHARAF"KISI B WAQAT
VARDI UTAR SAKTA HAI...............


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SUNA HAI ROTEY MEIN US KO LIPAT JANE KI ADAT HAI!
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alizain110
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nice jokes
Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:21 pm View user's profile Send private message
jadoon
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nice jokes Reply with quote
nice jokes and very entertaining
Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:12 pm View user's profile Send private message
stonecold
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nice jokes Reply with quote
nice jokes dudes. keep em coming.
Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:00 pm View user's profile Send private message
pakpalosi
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Imran Khan has been arrested Reply with quote
Imran khan has been arrested Sad
Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:26 am View user's profile Send private message
Bin-Momin
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nazakat hussain wrote:
ATTENTION PLZ! TAMAM
HAZRAT SE GHUZARISH HAI
KE APNI AURTON AUR BACHON KO
AAJ KAL T.V SE DOOR RAKHAIN Q
KE "MUSHARAF"KISI B WAQAT
VARDI UTAR SAKTA HAI...............


Appreciated, bihtar he TV band rakhein..... Wink

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:51 am View user's profile Send private message
sazvision
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joke Reply with quote
nice jokes keep up the good work
Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:06 pm View user's profile Send private message
arsh brar
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nazakat hussain wrote:
ATTENTION PLZ! TAMAM
HAZRAT SE GHUZARISH HAI
KE APNI AURTON AUR BACHON KO
AAJ KAL T.V SE DOOR RAKHAIN Q
KE "MUSHARAF"KISI B WAQAT
VARDI UTAR SAKTA HAI...............



Laughing Laughing

its awesome joke yr.. really gr8.... Laughing Very Happy Very Happy
Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:47 pm View user's profile Send private message
Zehra
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Joined: 05 Nov 2007
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Re: Urdu Jokes Reply with quote
ali wrote:
Share here urdu jokes, Let me start first.


Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:57 am View user's profile Send private message
Anne
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Nice jokes, come on keep posting.
i will post up if i comeup with some, cant remember any now.....

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Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:22 am View user's profile Send private message
shakeelmscw
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Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 5392
Location: United Arab Emirates

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Driver mar gaya kya?*





Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ....

Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi ...

Dono ki takkar hui ...

Totaa Behosh ...

Raste me Ek Beggar tha

Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar Le gaya ...

Usko Marham lagaya ..

Aur Pinjare me rakh diya ...

Jab Tote ko hosh aaya ...


Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha ...
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"AAILA ... JAIL .... Who Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya


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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))
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santa : paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur
kitni gol karenge!!!!!!!!!"


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shakeelmscw
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How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files
from one PC to
another
PC.....

1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted
to transfer and
selected cut option
2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the
other PC where he
wanted to copy that file
4)And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!


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shakeelmscw
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Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.

Tell me an example.

Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.


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shakeelmscw
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An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her
Sons-in-law.

One day she was walking along a lakeshore with the first son-in-law.
Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.

The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the
shore.

The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps
with
the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very
much!!!"

Another day she was walking along a lakeshore with the second
son-in-law.
Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.

The second son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into
the
shore.

The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps
with
the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very
much!!!"

The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she
repeated
the same. But that guy didn't respond to her cries for help and didn't
move
a single step to save her.

The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.
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The next day he found a brand new Rolls-Royce in his doorsteps with the
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"Thank you very much! Your
Father-in-law!


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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))
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shakeelmscw
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
ladki k saath dekha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))
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