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Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...
warm
b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above
50.


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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!


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What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.


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Patriotic Song By Santa Singh:

"Aye Mere Watan De Logon,
Zara Ankhh Wich Bhar Lo Paani...
Jo Shaheed Hue Hain Unna Di,
Tussi Ghar Le Aao Janaani"


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Santa Singh answers here the toughest question
ever....

Question: What comes first; Egg or Chicken?
Answer: Oye Paaji! Jis Cheej ka order pehle dunga; wo
hi pehle ayegi.


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Question: Why did Professor Santa call a plumber in
his College? Answer: He wanted to check where the
Question Paper was leaking from.


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Santa sent SMS to his Pregnant Wife.
After some time, He started dancing with joy.
WHY???
Because the Report said "DELIVERED".


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Quote:
Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.

Tell me an example.

Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.


Oh my God, I just cant stop laughing on this one.....

Thanks Shakeel for sharing with us this nice collection.

I always enjoy those Santa Jokes.
I like the patriotic song, Airline Slogan, Mother in Law, almost all of them....!

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shakeelmscw wrote:
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...
warm
b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above
50.


yeh 50 ki kia baat thi zara phir batana..... Twisted Evil

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iqbal wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...
warm
b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above
50.


yeh 50 ki kia baat thi zara phir batana..... Twisted Evil


He meant to say All the Airhostess in Indian Airlines is Above 50 years of Age.....

You dont have to Check Indian Airlines for this, Just check it in our PIA...... Wink

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Anne wrote:
iqbal wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...
warm
b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above
50.


yeh 50 ki kia baat thi zara phir batana..... Twisted Evil


He meant to say All the Airhostess in Indian Airlines is Above 50 years of Age.....

You dont have to Check Indian Airlines for this, Just check it in our PIA...... Wink


In Other Aeroplanes it M3@N$, Degree Centigrade..... %C Embarassed

so above 50 is Ahhh, sochne se Zehan k jalne ka khatra hota he Wink

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iqbal wrote:
Anne wrote:
iqbal wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...
warm
b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above
50.


yeh 50 ki kia baat thi zara phir batana..... Twisted Evil


He meant to say All the Airhostess in Indian Airlines is Above 50 years of Age.....

You dont have to Check Indian Airlines for this, Just check it in our PIA...... Wink


In Other Aeroplanes it M3@N$, Degree Centigrade..... %C Embarassed

so above 50 is Ahhh, sochne se Zehan k jalne ka khatra hota he Wink



Thanks Anne and Iqbal. (Iqbal is always late...)

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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?


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Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.


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Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.


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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married.


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Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?

Santa gets tensed but explains everything.

Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school
admission form? Sex M/F = ( )


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Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Well.. He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!


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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me


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Wow, another Superb collection of Santa Banta Jokes.
Thanks very very Much Shakeel.....

Quote:
Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.


its just awesome, hehehe..... Laughing



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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?


lol, Hell funny.....

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Wow, another Superb collection of Santa Banta Jokes.
Thanks very very Much Shakeel.....

Quote:
Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.


its just awesome, hehehe..... Laughing



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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?


lol, Hell funny.....


Thanks

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
ladki k saath dekha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


hahaaa Very Happy Thank-You G aapne larko ki tareeef ki Embarassed

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me


Touba touba..... Embarassed

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
ladki k saath dekha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


hahaaa Very Happy Thank-You G aapne larko ki tareeef ki Embarassed


Fact remains fact. Idea

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