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mehndi01
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Badalon pai kali ghata chati to hogi
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi
Tum lakh chupao dunya se magar
Akele main tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:01 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar….
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

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SALAAM PAKISTAN


�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:02 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Tum muskrurate ho tau aisa lagta hai k insaan pehle Bandar tha.
Dekho ab gusa mat huna warna lage ga insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai.

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:02 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Woh bhi kya din the jab
log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat
us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the ......... Laughing

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:06 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:07 pm View user's profile Send private message
sahi1
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mehndi01 wrote:
shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.
بہت اچھے مہندی صاحب کیا بات ھے
Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:39 am View user's profile Send private message
khanzaeem17
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Joined: 24 Nov 2009
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Mehndi sab tou bahut zakhmi lag rae hein!! Reply with quote
Sir agr inhein jokes mein ap umrao jan ada aur anarkali k jokes bta dein tou wah wah wah ;pp
Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:07 pm View user's profile Send private message
lions_heart
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Joined: 14 Jun 2008
Posts: 29

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Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:19 pm View user's profile Send private message
sahi1
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this is not fair
Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:03 am View user's profile Send private message
Fishyreesha15
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uh....
Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:09 am View user's profile Send private message
lions_heart
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Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.

pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,

Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?

Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.

Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai
Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:04 pm View user's profile Send private message
sonono
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nice jokes r here.
Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:29 am View user's profile Send private message
jamalbaba
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wah wah
Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:25 am View user's profile Send private message
abdul9383
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i love urdu jokes but not always understand them but these i understood very funny
Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:19 am View user's profile Send private message
ammad
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nice jokes
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adnanrauf143
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nice quote

Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:46 am View user's profile Send private message
moon1981
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ha ha ha
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farz69
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THIS IS VERY INFORMATIVE PAKISTANI FORUM INFACT ONE OF THE BEST I HAVE BEEN TOO.
Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:30 am View user's profile Send private message
izhar_uk
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Joined: 06 Nov 2007
Posts: 42

hillarious...!!! Reply with quote
Anne wrote:
Nice jokes, come on keep posting.
i will post up if i comeup with some, cant remember any now.....

Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:52 pm View user's profile Send private message
qazi54
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Joined: 09 Mar 2007
Posts: 7

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These jokes are hilarious
Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:18 pm View user's profile Send private message
capri050
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Joined: 24 Apr 2010
Posts: 26

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Pathan U.K gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha
Pathan:
Umar Daraz Khan
Officer:
English mei bolo
Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:
Long Life Khan
peche sardar khara tha
wo bola:
I m beautiful red underwear
officer:
what?
sardar:
mera naam hai
Sundar Laal Chadda.:

Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:08 pm View user's profile Send private message
online_sports_shop
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Joined: 27 Apr 2009
Posts: 562
Location: Sialkot

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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GhanidadKhan
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Joined: 15 Jun 2010
Posts: 88
Location: Birmingham

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mehndi01 wrote:
Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar….
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!


lol good one
Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:46 am View user's profile Send private message
Qaimabbas11
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Joined: 05 Jun 2010
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wah g kya bat hay Reply with quote
wah wah wah wah wah what a jock i rally love jocks pplz send me mpre
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wsx
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Joined: 20 Aug 2010
Posts: 2
Location: punjab

Nice Jokes Reply with quote
Nice Jokes Yar
Keep Posting .. Very GuD Rolling Eyes
Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:34 am View user's profile Send private message
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