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frangdara
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more jocks
Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:47 am View user's profile Send private message
subway36
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good onenice one bossssssssssg Reply with quote
good msn
Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:17 am View user's profile Send private message
nabeel1
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Aik Dr, Sheikh k pechy bhag raha tha logun ny

pocha kia hoa. Dr ye Kanjoos 3 bar Brain k operation k

liy aya ha N tind kra k bhag jata hai

Urdu Sms , Urdu Sms
Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:29 pm View user's profile Send private message
adnanrauf143
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[quote="ali"]nice jokequote]
Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:26 pm View user's profile Send private message
tanvir115
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all of you done a great job. well done very good
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little.bird
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Very nice poetry Laughing
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kazmiss
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Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun, kyunk aj main doosari bar marte marte bachi hun.
husband: Begum isy eik aur moka do Laughing
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sahi1
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kazmiss wrote:
Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun, kyunk aj main doosari bar marte marte bachi hun.
husband: Begum isy eik aur moka do Laughing
very nice
Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:26 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

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mehndi01
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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mehndi01
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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:39 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain Laughing

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:39 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:40 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:43 pm View user's profile Send private message
Rana Naeem
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Laughing all are funny
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mehndi01
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Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried out,
"duba duba k maar salay ko"

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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mehndi01
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Bacha:"Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker...
Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana."
Papa aate hain...
Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?"
Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:50 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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mehndi01
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Sardar . Maa khush khabri hai. Maa. Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya. Maa beeta huwa ya beeti. Sardar. Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:51 pm View user's profile Send private message
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A good friend is one who tells you to study well but a best friend is the one who sits outside your exam hall
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aby kitna likhay ga,chal bahar aa..

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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mehndi01
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Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked: gandhi de saza ini mazedar kiun?
yamraj: saza tai Bipasha nu diti hai

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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mehndi01
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Once a sardar ji saw a very sonni kuri in the market and thought ...
Kash yeah meri maa hoti to mai b inna sonna honda. Wink

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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mithoo apne papa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai? papa:Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak,
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,Ja andar se calculator la.

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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Don ki Miss Bell ka Intezar 11 Mobile kar rahen hain,
Magar Don ki Miss bell Aana Mushkil hi Nahi Na Mumkin hay.
Kion k
Kion k
DON k Paas Balance hi Nahi

hahahahaha!

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�people survive wars. People Survive disasters. People survive pain. People survive sadness. People survive hurt. People survive People. so why wouldn't I, one of the people, survive this? i will InshaAllah"
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