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mudassir1234
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Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 14

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ali wrote:

pakistani police ki tarha, woh innocents ko band kar deti haiy or criminal ko khula chor rahi haiy.
likded ur joke.
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najeeb_ahmad
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Joined: 24 Mar 2009
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Two Lovers Plan to die Reply with quote
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:50 pm View user's profile Send private message
saqibbilwani
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Joined: 03 Nov 2007
Posts: 23
Location: karachi

nice jokes Reply with quote
nice jokes
Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:41 am View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
drahmed
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wah wah Reply with quote
hey

everyone jokes are cool
Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:09 am View user's profile Send private message
salman125
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Posts: 337
Location: USA

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An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money
Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:45 am View user's profile Send private message
adnanrauf143
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Joined: 12 Nov 2007
Posts: 46

Re: Tum japenz ho na Reply with quote
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nice joke.

Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:10 pm View user's profile Send private message
love123456
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wah
Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:32 am View user's profile Send private message
Lawangeena
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Ek Pakistani Pathan Peshawar mein visit ke liye aaye hain, aur ek Pakistani Punjabi garmi ki wajeh se apne shirt ke saat apne forehead ki sweat ko saaf kar rahe hain. Toh ye Pathan Pashto mein ek sawal karte hai Punjabi se;


Pathan; Wobakha wrora, yaw sawal shem wokem? (I am sorry brother, can I ask something?)
Punjabi; Aree bhai, itni garmi mein tum mujhse Pashto mein kyun baat kar rahe ho? Urdu bol na!
Pathan; Kyun bhai saab, aapke ke Urdu mein air-condition hain kya?



Hope my Urdu spelling was good. Laughing
Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:17 am View user's profile Send private message
Bin-Momin
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lamooo lolzzzzzzzzzz Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
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online_sports_shop
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Location: Sialkot

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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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sp3849
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ha ha ha ha
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adnanrauf143
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Re: Tum japenz ho na Reply with quote
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nice....

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online_sports_shop
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Joined: 27 Apr 2009
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Location: Sialkot

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Pathan Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala Or Sb Doston Ko Call Kr k kaha
phon mat krna
Main Petrol Pump pe hon

Laughing Laughing Laughing
Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:54 am View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
lions_heart
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Joined: 14 Jun 2008
Posts: 29

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Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:47 pm View user's profile Send private message
diljala65
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Joined: 13 Jun 2009
Posts: 7

Re: Do english men baatein kerte Reply with quote
ali wrote:
Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.

pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,

Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?

Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.

Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.

Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:35 pm View user's profile Send private message
Aatish
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online_sports_shop wrote:
Pathan Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala Or Sb Doston Ko Call Kr k kaha
phon mat krna
Main Petrol Pump pe hon

Laughing Laughing Laughing


lolzzzzzzzzz@ Laughing Laughing Laughing
Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:25 pm View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
munawaruppal
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Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 11

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shakeelmscw wrote:
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
ladki k saath dekha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:29 am View user's profile Send private message
ajnabihope
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Joined: 03 Oct 2009
Posts: 1

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ali wrote:
acha hai
Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:25 pm View user's profile Send private message
utcopr
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Joined: 10 Oct 2009
Posts: 3
Location: JEDDAH, SAUDI ARABIA

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shakeelmscw wrote:
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?


bahtreen, zaberdest, shandaar
Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:16 pm View user's profile Send private message
dashing_dear
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Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 5
Location: Abu Dhabi

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shakeelmscw wrote:
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
ladki k saath dekha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey



hahahaha nice
Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:11 am View user's profile Send private message
lions_heart
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Joined: 14 Jun 2008
Posts: 29

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dad: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
dad: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
dad: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
dad:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
dad: maa pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:02 pm View user's profile Send private message
Shaoor
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Joined: 12 Oct 2009
Posts: 1

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LOL omg I love these, they're great! you just dont get fun stuff like this here in Australia, so its great seeing the culture is becoming international. keep it up! its great.
Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:35 am View user's profile Send private message
lions_heart
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Joined: 14 Jun 2008
Posts: 29

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
ladki k saath dekha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:54 pm View user's profile Send private message
saleemqasmi
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Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 38

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hahahaa Mom ke bajaye Daaadi likh lete
Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:30 pm View user's profile Send private message
apnon ki talash
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Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 23
Location: uk

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The best joke is by the big joker- you know who. YES you are right
Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:25 pm View user's profile Send private message
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