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online_sports_shop
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punjabi Jokes
Maths teacher 2 student,
if u have 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000Rs in other pocket, wat would u think?
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Student: main kidry abbay di pent tay nai paa lai??

Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:20 am View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
online_sports_shop
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1 faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha :
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey"
"Baba burger v kha lenda aey"
"Baba sandvich v kha lenda aey"
Ghar k malik ne khirki se sir nikaal kar kaha :
Baba "chhittar" v kha lenda aey k nahi...

Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:26 am View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
online_sports_shop
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Sheikh asked a parrot:"Mian mithu choori khain ga
"Parrot said:"Chavallan na maar, ap kadi khadi aa''

Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:42 am View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Anila.ali
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very nice jokes
Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:03 pm View user's profile Send private message
forexleo
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ki kardy oh online Reply with quote
ki kardy oh online nai anday sajno
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tahir_mq
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Nice Jokes Reply with quote
[u]Nice Jokes. Please give some more[/u]
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s_shahnawaz
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lolls, good jokes. Please give some more
Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:29 pm View user's profile Send private message
eyebrown41
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very best shaheen Reply with quote
shaheen pics good pics very best logo frnd
Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:40 pm View user's profile Send private message
iramsweet
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tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !! Reply with quote
Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:45 am View user's profile Send private message
iramsweet
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Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.

Poocho kiyuunn?
Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”
Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:27 am View user's profile Send private message
77tahmina
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very nice post
good sharing
thanks
Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:01 pm View user's profile Send private message
MaheTamam
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online_sports_shop wrote:
Sheikh asked a parrot:"Mian mithu choori khain ga
"Parrot said:"Chavallan na maar, ap kadi khadi aa''


Laughing Laughing Laughing
Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:58 pm View user's profile Send private message
MaheTamam
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Re: tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !! Reply with quote
iramsweet wrote:
Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!


Laughing Laughing Laughing good one .... kind of the same as the other joke "maiN ja raha hooN"
Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:59 pm View user's profile Send private message
MaheTamam
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77tahmina wrote:
very nice post
good sharing
thanks


mention not Tahmina .... yeh to un ka farz hey ........ shukriya to un ko hamaara ada kerna chahiyey ... key hum na sirf un ko paRhtey haiN .... balkey kabhi kabhi reply bhi ker dete haiN ........... Cool
Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:01 pm View user's profile Send private message
Saba Saleem
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online_sports_shop wrote:
1 faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha :
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey"
"Baba burger v kha lenda aey"
"Baba sandvich v kha lenda aey"
Ghar k malik ne khirki se sir nikaal kar kaha :
Baba "chhittar" v kha lenda aey k nahi...

hhahahaahahha Laughing Laughing Laughing
Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:24 pm View user's profile Send private message
Gujrat City
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hahahhaha,, baba andha v kha lainda a hahahhah
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loverfsd
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nice joke jali baba howy ty liter mar do
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nizamuddeen
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ha ha ha ha ............. nice sharing
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zeeshanshafi
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Smile is the key of heart but laughing is the art of living nice g .... thank for the post.
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