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EyMan
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HEIGHT OF BADLUCK
Boy: Marry Me.. ?
Girl: Do You Have A House.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ?
Boy: No Salary.. But,..
Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!!


Boy: (Talk To Himself) I Have One Villa,
3 Property Lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?!
How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS

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hmmm everyone was thinking it.
I just said It,
Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:46 am View user's profile Send private message
Bharri_Apa
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Maar de gi pane ap ko, jab ye sunne gi

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TRUE IS TRUE
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is se wo dosra yad aya wo jo larka Airport pe Dunhill cigarette pee raha hota r dabbi khali kar deta.

koi larki pochti itne mehnge cigarettes itne pee rahe ho na peete to samne mercedes aap ki hoti.

wo larki ko sar se pao tak dekhta he r kehta he, mashware ka shukriya... r ja k mercedes me beth k chala jata he lol

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
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Bharri_Apa
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is se wo dosra yad aya wo jo larka Airport pe Dunhill cigarette pee raha hota r dabbi khali kar deta.

koi larki pochti itne mehnge cigarettes itne pee rahe ho na peete to samne mercedes aap ki hoti.

wo larki ko sar se pao tak dekhta he r kehta he, mashware ka shukriya... r ja k mercedes me beth k chala jata he lol



LOLZ

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Bin-Momin
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Bharri_Apa wrote:
Bin-Momin wrote:
is se wo dosra yad aya wo jo larka Airport pe Dunhill cigarette pee raha hota r dabbi khali kar deta.

koi larki pochti itne mehnge cigarettes itne pee rahe ho na peete to samne mercedes aap ki hoti.

wo larki ko sar se pao tak dekhta he r kehta he, mashware ka shukriya... r ja k mercedes me beth k chala jata he lol


LOLZ


Apa socho aap uski jaga hoti to kehti baat to suno...

ab banda mazaq b na kare.. Laughing

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:19 am View user's profile Send private message
I K QAZI
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Jaisey K Aik Shohar Jis Ko Achanak Wazeer Ban Gaya Tha (May Be Raja Pervez Arshad) Ney Khushi Sey Apni Biwi Ko Phoon Kiya Aur Kaha:"Tum Ko Aik Wazeer Ki Biwi Ban Kar Kaise Mehsoos Hoga" Jawab Aaya K"Aap Apna Naam Address aur Phone Number Deh Naaa!!!!!!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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Tark e Taluq Ki Kya Tojeeh Paish Karen
Bohat Si Baaton K Jawaab Nahi Hotay
Kon Kis K liye Tabah Huwa Hai Qazi
Sachay Ishq Mey Ye Hisaab Nahi hotay
Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:36 pm View user's profile Send private message
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Dil Jala Hai Tou Aankhon Mey Nami Hogi
Nikla Hai Tou Phir Aag Lagi Hogi
Dil Bewaja Udaas Hota Nahih Hai Qazi
Koi Chingari Bhuji Aag Mey Sulgi Hogi
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MaoBilli
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Dil Jala Hai Tou Aankhon Mey Nami Hogi
Nikla Hai Tou Phir Aag Lagi Hogi
Dil Bewaja Udaas Hota Nahih Hai Qazi
Koi Chingari Bhuji Aag Mey Sulgi Hogi


Bad luck?

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying
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Bin-Momin
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Bad ho ya Good ho.. Luck ho to baat he Embarassed Laughing

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
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MaoBilli
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Bad ho ya Good ho.. Luck ho to baat he Embarassed Laughing


Einstein??

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Bin-Momin
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MaoBilli wrote:
Bin-Momin wrote:
Bad ho ya Good ho.. Luck ho to baat he Embarassed Laughing


Einstein??


Edhi b chalega Embarassed Laughing

mene is topic me Height abhi parhi he Embarassed

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:28 pm View user's profile Send private message
I K QAZI
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IramShah wrote:
Dil Jala Hai Tou Aankhon Mey Nami Hogi
Nikla Hai Tou Phir Aag Lagi Hogi
Dil Bewaja Udaas Hota Nahih Hai Qazi
Koi Chingari Bhuji Aag Mey Sulgi Hogi



دھوپ نکلی ہے برف اِس لیے پگھلی ہے
دِل سلگا ہے تو آہ اِس لیے نکلی ہے
وہ جو میری ذات میں شامل ہے قاضی
اس کے جانے سے جان اِس لیے نکلی ہے
Dhoop Nikli Hai Barf Iss Liye Pigli Hai
Dil Sulga Hai Tou AA Iss Liye Nikli Hai
Wo Jo Meri Zaat Mey Shamil Hai Qazi


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Tark e Taluq Ki Kya Tojeeh Paish Karen
Bohat Si Baaton K Jawaab Nahi Hotay
Kon Kis K liye Tabah Huwa Hai Qazi
Sachay Ishq Mey Ye Hisaab Nahi hotay
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Bin-Momin
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I K QAZI wrote:
IramShah wrote:
Dil Jala Hai Tou Aankhon Mey Nami Hogi
Nikla Hai Tou Phir Aag Lagi Hogi
Dil Bewaja Udaas Hota Nahih Hai Qazi
Koi Chingari Bhuji Aag Mey Sulgi Hogi



دھوپ نکلی ہے برف اِس لیے پگھلی ہے
دِل سلگا ہے تو آہ اِس لیے نکلی ہے
وہ جو میری ذات میں شامل ہے قاضی
اس کے جانے سے جان اِس لیے نکلی ہے
Dhoop Nikli Hai Barf Iss Liye Pigli Hai
Dil Sulga Hai Tou AA Iss Liye Nikli Hai
Wo Jo Meri Zaat Mey Shamil Hai Qazi


Roman me 4th line jaldi me bhol gaye hein halanke larki kab ki ja chuki.... Embarassed this v call mini joke Laughing Laughing Laughing

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:35 am View user's profile Send private message
Imama Nadeem
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Bin-Momin wrote:
is se wo dosra yad aya wo jo larka Airport pe Dunhill cigarette pee raha hota r dabbi khali kar deta.

koi larki pochti itne mehnge cigarettes itne pee rahe ho na peete to samne mercedes aap ki hoti.

wo larki ko sar se pao tak dekhta he r kehta he, mashware ka shukriya... r ja k mercedes me beth k chala jata he lol

nhi yeh story chnage ho gai hai ab , larkai nai pocha aap cigarettes peti hain?? larki nai kha nhi, larkai nai kha yeh mercedi aap ki hai? larki nai kha nhi, larkai nai kha yeh merceds meri hai, iss pr larki shrmanda hui aur whan sai chl di, thori dair baad wo lrka bhi apni purani cycle chla k ja rha tha, moral: mujai maro Very Happy Very Happy
Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:41 pm View user's profile Send private message
Fiza Awan
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Imama Nadeem wrote:
Bin-Momin wrote:
is se wo dosra yad aya wo jo larka Airport pe Dunhill cigarette pee raha hota r dabbi khali kar deta.

koi larki pochti itne mehnge cigarettes itne pee rahe ho na peete to samne mercedes aap ki hoti.

wo larki ko sar se pao tak dekhta he r kehta he, mashware ka shukriya... r ja k mercedes me beth k chala jata he lol

nhi yeh story chnage ho gai hai ab , larkai nai pocha aap cigarettes peti hain?? larki nai kha nhi, larkai nai kha yeh mercedi aap ki hai? larki nai kha nhi, larkai nai kha yeh merceds meri hai, iss pr larki shrmanda hui aur whan sai chl di, thori dair baad wo lrka bhi apni purani cycle chla k ja rha tha, moral: mujai maro Very Happy Very Happy


moral mein ap ne kaha k mujy maro. ap ko q maren hum? hehe
Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:26 pm View user's profile Send private message
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