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Punjabi-1
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Joined: 04 Jun 2009
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Location: Punjab

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can be we explain the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:01 pm View user's profile Send private message
urfi67
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Joined: 25 Apr 2008
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very nice Laughing
Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:48 pm View user's profile Send private message
ZSCA
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Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 484
Location: PAKISTAN

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YES VERY NICE SHARING

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I WOULD LIKE TO MARTYRE IN GHAZWAE HIND,
MERE ALLAH NE MUJHEY BUHAT KUCH DIYA HAI....,
AGAR MUJHEY APNI OQAAT KE BRABAR MILTA TOU KUCH NA MILTA....!
BRASSTACKS
Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:18 pm View user's profile Send private message
Z.S.KHAN
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Joined: 03 Nov 2009
Posts: 65
Location: KARACHI

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Smile Very Happy Very Happy
THANKS FOR SHARING
Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:03 am View user's profile Send private message
Rose
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Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Posts: 1065
Location: Congenial

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Very amusing. Many thanx for sharing. Smile
Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:14 pm View user's profile Send private message
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