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Anne
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Essential Economics
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.


INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You worship them.


PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows. You go to your friends house where he hospitably offers one of his cows as a gift. You tell all your
other friends, who tell all their friends; before your hospitable friend knows it he has thousands of Pakistani's at his door.


AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops
dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save
the world and grab the cows.


FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.


GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.


BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. They are both mad.


ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.


SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.


JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an Ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and Market them worldwide.


RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count
them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.


CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.


BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You don't know economy. You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and The other as the
Leader of the Opposition.

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AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops
dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save
the world and grab the cows.




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پاکستانی کھلے دل کے لوگ ہیں۔
دینے سے نہیں گبھراتے۔
ویسے بھی اسلام اس بات کو پسند کرتا ھے، کہ اپنی ضرورت سے زیادہ موجود چیزوں کو ضرورت مندوں میں بانٹ دیں


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Suleman Shah
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askari.z55 wrote:
پاکستانی کھلے دل کے لوگ ہیں۔
دینے سے نہیں گبھراتے۔
ویسے بھی اسلام اس بات کو پسند کرتا ھے، کہ اپنی ضرورت سے زیادہ موجود چیزوں کو ضرورت مندوں میں بانٹ دیں


yes you are right Wink i agree with u Cool

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