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ahmadali000
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Did you know that
Did you know that:
If a man is allowed to select a girl from a possible 100 girls...
Even if he picks the most beautiful one, he will
still feel the pain of losing the remaining 99.
It's Genetic !!!
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شادی ش& Reply with quote
جج: تم پر الزام ہے کہ تم نے 25 سال تک اپنی بیوی کو ڈرا دھمکا کر اپنے کنٹرول میں رکھا

ملزم: لیکن سر


جج: صفائ نھیں، طریقہ بتاؤ ، طریقہ
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وکیل ا& Reply with quote
ایک نۓ وکیل کے ساتھیوں کو اعتراض تھا کہ وہ بہت کم معاوضہ لے کر اپنے پیشے کا وقار کم کر رہا ہے۔
وکیلوں کی ایک تنظیم نے اس سے جواب طلب کیا ۔ وکیل صاحب حاضر ہوۓ اور بتایا کہ انہوں نے کم معاوضہ لے کر وکالت کے پیشے کی عزت نہیں گھٹائ بلکہ غریب لوگوں کو بھی پائ پائ سے محروم کر دیا ہے!!

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استان& Reply with quote
استانی :ڈیٹ اور تاریخ میں کیا فرق ھے؟؟

پپو :مس ڈیٹ میں ‘گرل فرینڈ ‘ کو لے کے جاتے ھیں اور تاریخ میں ‘وکیل کو’😁😀
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Thumbs up to pepsi for being such a Fanta-stic company. That's the Sprite guys! Maaza aa gaya. Very Happy
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ایسی ب& Reply with quote
ایک صاحب ایک وکیل کے پاس پہنچے اور بولے میں اپنی بیوی کو طلاق دینا چاہتا ہوں کہونکہ اس نے سال بھر سے مجھ سے کوئ بات نہیں کی

وکیل صاحب نے کہا: میں فیس کی خاطر اپکا کیس تو لے سکتا ہوں، مگر میرا مشورہ ہے کہ آپ اس پر دوبارہ غور کریں، ایسی بیویاں صرف قسمت والوں کو ملتی ہیں۔۔۔
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مجرم ک& Reply with quote
جج: مرنے سے پہلے تمہاری کؤئ آخری خواہش؟
مجرم: میں مرنے سے پہلے اورنج ٹرین میں بیٹھ کر لاہور کا چکر لگانا چاہتا ہوں
جج: بہت چالاک ہو، ھمیشہ زندہ رہنا چاہتے ہو!
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Woman Man Reply with quote
Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
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little girl Reply with quote
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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students Reply with quote
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
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Teacher Reply with quote
Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”
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teacher Reply with quote
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
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principal Reply with quote
“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.
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Teacher Reply with quote
Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
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Teacher Reply with quote
Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”
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Mother Reply with quote
Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”
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Dad Reply with quote
Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”
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earthquake Reply with quote
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!
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school cafeteria Reply with quote
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!
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music teacher Reply with quote
Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
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Mother Reply with quote
Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”
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