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Imama Nadeem
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چار لڑکیاں
چار لڑکیوں کے باپ نے اخبار میں اشہتار دیا کہ جو لڑکا میری کسی لڑکی سے شادی کرے گا‘ اسے لڑکی کی عمر کے مطابق اتنے ہی لاکھ روپیہ جہیز میں نقد دیا جائے گا۔ دوسرے دن ایک فون موصول ہوا۔”ہیلو‘ ان چاروں میں کوئی 90 سال کی بھی ہے؟

Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:30 pm View user's profile Send private message
Fiza Awan
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hehehe in sab ki age mila k b 90 nhy ho gi .
Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:52 pm View user's profile Send private message
Imama Nadeem
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Fiza Awan wrote:
hehehe in sab ki age mila k b 90 nhy ho gi .

haan na Very Happy Very Happy
Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:49 pm View user's profile Send private message
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Laughing Laughing phir kia hua batao na Embarassed Laughing

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Edit ker diya ...... sharayee masla aan paRa tha reply main .....

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Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:36 pm View user's profile Send private message
MaoBilli
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Hmmmm ye joke tha??

Embarassed

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Aik Nashayi qabristan me beth ke nasha kar raha tha.

Itnay me Police agayi....

usne dekh k foran qarb ki side munh kar ke hath dua ke liye utha liyay....

Police: Kia kar rahe ho kis ki qabr he ?

Nashayi : Dua kar raha hon mere abbu ki qabr he.

Police: magar ye to bachay ki qabr he ?

Nashayi: haan, mere abbu bachpan me hi mar gaye thay.

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:35 pm View user's profile Send private message
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Very Nice !!! Keep on Sharing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I K QAZI wrote:
Very Nice !!! Keep on Sharing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Urfi ki yaad dilana maqsad tha ??


Ha Ha Ha hi likhe lete chalo ha ha ha hi likhe lete shift b agr nahi dabana tha to Embarassed

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Bin-Momin wrote:
Aik Nashayi qabristan me beth ke nasha kar raha tha.

Itnay me Police agayi....

usne dekh k foran qarb ki side munh kar ke hath dua ke liye utha liyay....

Police: Kia kar rahe ho kis ki qabr he ?

Nashayi : Dua kar raha hon mere abbu ki qabr he.

Police: magar ye to bachay ki qabr he ?

Nashayi: haan, mere abbu bachpan me hi mar gaye thay.


Feels like parh nahi sunn rHi hu....
Lolz, me hoti to nishai mita Kar pathaan likh deti, heheheh remember?

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Bin-Momin
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MaoBilli wrote:
Bin-Momin wrote:
Aik Nashayi qabristan me beth ke nasha kar raha tha.

Itnay me Police agayi....

usne dekh k foran qarb ki side munh kar ke hath dua ke liye utha liyay....

Police: Kia kar rahe ho kis ki qabr he ?

Nashayi : Dua kar raha hon mere abbu ki qabr he.

Police: magar ye to bachay ki qabr he ?

Nashayi: haan, mere abbu bachpan me hi mar gaye thay.


Feels like parh nahi sunn rHi hu....
Lolz, me hoti to nishai mita Kar pathaan likh deti, heheheh remember?


lol
har besti wala msg alter kar k hi agay beja jata tha... lekin me pathan ko pathan hi rakh k pathano ko bej deta tha pir replies ziada milte thay Laughing

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" Aashiqi se milega a Zahid !!!

Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
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MaoBilli
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Bin-Momin wrote:
MaoBilli wrote:
Bin-Momin wrote:
Aik Nashayi qabristan me beth ke nasha kar raha tha.

Itnay me Police agayi....

usne dekh k foran qarb ki side munh kar ke hath dua ke liye utha liyay....

Police: Kia kar rahe ho kis ki qabr he ?

Nashayi : Dua kar raha hon mere abbu ki qabr he.

Police: magar ye to bachay ki qabr he ?

Nashayi: haan, mere abbu bachpan me hi mar gaye thay.


Feels like parh nahi sunn rHi hu....
Lolz, me hoti to nishai mita Kar pathaan likh deti, heheheh remember?


lol
har besti wala msg alter kar k hi agay beja jata tha... lekin me pathan ko pathan hi rakh k pathano ko bej deta tha pir replies ziada milte thay Laughing


Masharib ke msg yad hey? Hum ek Jesa jawab dete they or woh heran ho jata tha

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Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:09 am View user's profile Send private message
ahmad22
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a nice joker, keep it up. post other jokes as well
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Bin-Momin
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MaoBilli wrote:
Bin-Momin wrote:
MaoBilli wrote:
Bin-Momin wrote:
Aik Nashayi qabristan me beth ke nasha kar raha tha.

Itnay me Police agayi....

usne dekh k foran qarb ki side munh kar ke hath dua ke liye utha liyay....

Police: Kia kar rahe ho kis ki qabr he ?

Nashayi : Dua kar raha hon mere abbu ki qabr he.

Police: magar ye to bachay ki qabr he ?

Nashayi: haan, mere abbu bachpan me hi mar gaye thay.

Feels like parh nahi sunn rHi hu....
Lolz, me hoti to nishai mita Kar pathaan likh deti, heheheh remember?

lol
har besti wala msg alter kar k hi agay beja jata tha... lekin me pathan ko pathan hi rakh k pathano ko bej deta tha pir replies ziada milte thay Laughing

Masharib ke msg yad hey? Hum ek Jesa jawab dete they or woh heran ho jata tha

boht se log heran hote hongein par batate nahi hongein Embarassed
un sab ke liye taaliyaaan Laughing

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Bandgi se Khuda nahi milta ... !!! "
Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:59 am View user's profile Send private message
Amalprincess
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Laughing Laughing Laughing I want to see more jokes like that Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Very funny and nice joke Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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